                                  THE RULES

 1.  The Female always makes the Rules.

 2.  The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

 3.  No male may ever know all the Rules.

 4.  If the Female suspects the male knows all the Rules, she must immediately
     change some or all the Rules.

 5.  The Female is never wrong.

 6.  If the Female seems to be wrong, it is because of a Flagrant Misunder-
     standing which is a direct result of something the Male did or said.

 7.  If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immeidately for causing the
     misunderstanding.

 8.  The Female may change her mind and any given point in time.

 9.  The male must never change his mind without express written consent from
    the Female.

10.  The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11.  The male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be
     angry or upset.

12.  The Female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or
     not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13.  Any attempt to document these Rules on the part of any male may result
     in bodily harm.

14.  If the Female has PMS, all Rules are null and void.

